COW: why do you keep on pulling my tits?
FARMER: i do it so me and my family can survive. trust me, i don't enjoy it!
COW: sure, so i was put on earth so that you and you family could take advantage of me. what about me?
FARMER: what about you?! you are a cow!
COW: and you are an ugly farmer! what's your point?!
FARMER: don't you understand? i'm going to milk you for all that you are worth.
COW: well, you better watch your step. me and my sisters have our eye on you. next time you step onto our turf, your ass is ours!
FARMER: sure, i'm really scared of a bunch of cows.
COW: no, be scared of my fat ass sitting on you!